SEX and ZEN. The Crazy Stuff People Do.

SHE’S SWEATY …..

HE’S LICKY …..

HE’S HOT …..

“Let’s DOUSE the HEAT by DANCING in the SHOWER.”

(SOME like it HOT. Surely.)

NO, I am not a prude, but a penny for your thoughts, chum.

Seriously.

There should be a list of things that fire your imagination, stir your creative juices or add value to your life.

Nobody’s gonna blame you for getting distracted on this one.

Not when the radio is nosily blasting right behind, and this singer is in the throes of hysteria when he laments, “Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me.”

As if anybody care.

Life’s real, so beat it. Everybody has his own latent issues to deal with.

We know that each and every of us are prone to having our unwarranted share of grey days.

Staying alive can be dense, spiced with irksome moments of intensity – emotional, sensual, the list goes on.

Yeah, go scream your lungs out. But don’t ever do drugs.

Take a cue from a recent celebrity’s sudden demise.

‘Tis a matter that may grab you by the horn … or balls.

Any fool is aware that sex arrives in spurts and trouble looms in gushes.

Confronted with isolated sexual or philosophical matters?

No problem.  You are never alone for this one.

These days, you can have your cake and eat it too.

Sex sells: in books, on DVDs, in cinemas or you dive discreetly undercover through blogs, whichever.

 Let’s begin with a paradoxical topic.

The December month in ASIA is mostly wet.

 APRIL is ever-so-humid.

Conjugating in the shower with your loved one is only a temporary measure to douse body heat.

While the world world waits, there are other glaring issues that will forever remain unresolved.

You witness:

Gloom and doom.

Mankind at war.

Mother earth’s rocking with quakes.

Impoverished people are dying in swarms.

Some governments are not seeing eye to eye.

Economies are plunging.

What’s worse …..

The days are scorching hot,

the nights are unbearably warm.

Blame it on this global warming – or warning.

Someone needs to extinguish the fire.

Let’s unite to render whatever effort we can raise to ease the load.

The earth’s crust is thinning -

And before long ,

mankind is going up in a smoke.

HILDA DOOLITTLE expounds:

“O wind, rend open the heat,
cut apart the heat,
rend it to tatters.

Fruit cannot drop
through this thick air–
fruit cannot fall into heat
that presses up and blunts
the points of pears
and rounds the grapes.

Cut the heat–
plough through it,
turning it on either side
of your path.”

It’s a case of unbecoming jargons.

Corny, stupid, we may call this.

But remember, there’s always a little truth behind “just kidding”.

And a little curiosity behind “just wondering”.

That is, if we care to cut through the clutter and check this out.

Will you?

For BAWLING out LOUD, here’s ONE PROVOCATIVE INVENTION.

A picture says a thousand words.

This one piques my attention, as it’d surely catch yours.

Jokes can be “made” to border on the squirmish,

and I think this one is packaged to look ridiculously funny.

Do not go ballistic.

There are, as always, scores of rights and loads of wrongs.

Life’s too short for over-zealous spite.

Fun, yes.

Share true-blue jokes, get tickled pink.

Do you have an unconventional invention that people need to know about?

Do you know of a creative product that people should take a peek?

For bawling out loud,

Everybody enjoys dirty banter!

Even normal minds go overboard once in a while …..

There’s a simplicity in creativity if you seek it.

Simplicity can come in the exotic, erotic, neurotic, if you must.

Imagine such a tantalizing liquid soap dispenser set in a public toilet.

Great minds ….. errhhhh …..

A little bit of SOAP from a sexy dispenser?

Not funny enough?

Then you are born for greater things.

The BIRDS and the BEES. The ART of SEX versus SUPPRESSIONS.

RELAX, man.

I am crossing sensitive boundary again with this designed-for-adult-only-RESTRICTED ZONE.

The subject is SEX, ZEN and their implications.

My target audience is celebrities, film makers and ad people who know how to appreciate the finer things in life, besides wealth.

I am not here to titillate anybody or to pique controversy.

It's either a matter of good taste, bad taste or art's taste.

To each his own.

It's something we all know, yet nonetheless is food-for-thought here.

And if any nice person is offended by my content and pictures here, please write to me and I will gladly oblige to delete all and sundry here.

Blogspot admin guys also, please take note.

Because I know that the pictorial will surely make your heart skip a beat if you do not allow religious beliefs to cloud your judgement here.

Often, I like to sip my tea and let my thoughts take flight.

I had recently finished re-reading a naughty 1928 book LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER by D.H.LAWRENCE that was banned once upon a time for its explicitness in sexual content.

It explores unbridled sex and sexuality during the Victorian days, and it was deemed a bold approach to what was strictly taboo then - sexual intercourse in novels.

A genre like LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER would be deemed "tame" these days.

We move on with the times and technology. Somehow things change.

SEX is food for our souls.

Even the celebrities and world leaders are at it. Pretty normal these days, huh.

Yet, when it comes to the topic of THE BIRDS and the BEES, how far can we go?

For sure, the birds chirp merrily and the bees buzz happily.

And when we undrape the human form, is it obscenity when it comes to exposing the full genitalia?

GOD has created genitalia for the genders.

What is Art? And what is not when it comes to SEX?

How do we play by the rules?

SEX is metaphorized as the BIRDS and the BEES.

BIRDS are like men with penises.

BEES are like women with vaginas.

MEN impregnate eggs.

WOMEN give birth.

SEX is therefore the key for survival of both.

"Let's do it ! Let's fall in love !"

For virgins, SEX should be performed rightfully with the one you love.

In ASIA, our values tend to be more traditional than our Western counterparts where SEX is observed as a rite to be consummated after marriage. Yet again, with the advent of the internet and art house films, morals change.

There's often a lot of pressure to lose one's virginity, that is, having sexual intercourse for the first time.

So let's say that daddy and mummy get married, have sex, live happily ever after and propagate the family tree.

Therefore, the proper SEX exists for:

MARITAL PLEASURE (every normal being is at it),

UNITY (the intimate fusion of two naked bodies bound in physical and spiritual love) and

PROCREATION (the man "deposits" his sperms inside the female during sexual intercourse, and it will take 9 months for the "peach blossom" to bloom).

Other than these?

Go guess - but just don't come up with something ridiculous, OK?

Now take a breather and enjoy a comedic banter with famous stand-up comedian CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN on his satire 'THE BIRDS AND THE BEES".

Loosen up, folks !!

" WHAT'S UP, PUSSY CAT? " SEX? I am WOMAN. Hear me PURR ...."

ARE YOU A MALE CHAVENIST?

Do you subscribe to the belief that WOMEN ARE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN?

TIMES have evolved

THINGS have changed.

A woman's self-worth is as important as a man's,

Her bark can be worse than her bite -

Check this out.

These days WOMEN are jolly good if not better ..

Bless their demand for equal rights ...

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

" I AM WOMAN ...HEAR ME ROAR! "

Ahhh .....

Here's this SEXIST JOKE ..

And this one is from the WOMAN :

MARCUS woke up one morning with this huge uncontrollable erection.

He was hard and horny, and his wife was not by his side in bed.

She was already up and in the kitchen preparing breakfast.

MARCUS was "itching" all over with extreme desire.

So he despatched his son to his wife with this note:

MY TENT POLE IS UP,

THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,

TO HELL WITH BREAKFAST,

NOW COME BACK TO BED!

The wife answered the note and sent it back by the son. This is what it said:

TAKE YOUR TENT POLE DOWN,

PUT THE CANVAS AWAY,

THE MONKEY IS BLEEDING TODAY, ARHH ....

SO NO CIRCUS TODAY!

MARCUS was perplexed with his hard-on, so he sent another note:

BUT THIS TENT POLE IS STILL UP,

AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREADS,

SO DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING,

HONEY - COME AND GIVE ME SOME HEAD!

To which the wife replied:

I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE

IS THE BEST IN THE LAND,

BUT I'M TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW -

SO DO IT BY HAND !!

So you want a sexy time?

Understand the woman better.

Ignorance isn't all bliss.

WOMEN CAN BE CHERRIES THAT CAN MAKE LEMONS TASTE SWEET.

That is, if you know where to set the parameters,

And what to do to stay under the radar .....

DO YOU, HONESTLY?