Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Living LIFE. Sipping TEA. MASTURBATION. SELF-HAPPINESS. FIREWORKS. BLISS.
With the current global financial crisis that is hurting us deep into our pockets, it's little wonder that anybody can be driven to the verge of a mental suicide.
Especially for the average-type businessman.
How do you brace for challenges in tough times?
How do you stay resilient during this worldwide economic crisis, right up to year 2010?
Can you foretell what tomorrow will bring?
Or if your survival strategies will bear fruit.
How do you harness peace of mind when you are feeling queasy?
Pray and hope for a few minutes of solitude, of bliss?
BLISS can be momentary, but really, who cares.
It may be packaged in small doses of self-indulgence.
Close your eyes and allow your imagination to take flight.
You're escaping from reality.
You may be transported to an aesthetic realm, where worldly problems are temporarily cast aside.
You may experience intense pleasure, but unless you try, you'll never know.
Like anything else, just go with the flow.
Hmmm ....heavenly bliss.
YOU LIKE RED CHERRIES?
They are luscious, they are red and inviting, they "seduce" you to taste them.
You may read sexual connotations in cherries, something of the birds-and-bees kind.
Perhaps not, if your mind is as clean as a sheet.
You cannot be such a quirky virgin.
Let's say when you are very much alone. shrouded in total privacy, and all you hear are birds chirping and the bees humming merrily, then it's about time.
TIME FOR SELF-HAPPINESS, errr .....MASTURBATION.
MASTURBATION is for real and all medical journals attest to this.
It's part of growing up and in some way, a part of growing old too.
It's solitary sex, self-gratification leading to fireworks of your mind and then mental bliss.
After that, there's a great calm, you feel drained of energy and the realm is ever-so-peaceful.
You are gratified.
EVERYONE masturbates, at one time or the other.
It's as though your own genitals need some form of exercise.
The teenager works at it during puberty, maybe out of curiosity.
The adult masturbates whenever they are gamely stressed.
Self-release from a troubled mind, without a doubt.
Modern living in a stressed world rocking amid the throes of recessionary blues can be very trying.
Help!
Fellow blogger ANDREW1 has his clear directions in mind when he writes:
"It's always been a fascination,
I've have never lacked for motivation,
Always finding the inspiration,
A wonderful form of relaxation,
Much more fun than meditation,
Starting with some stimulation,
You get that feeling of elation,
As it begins the elongation,
Followed by the levitation,
Then waiting in anticipation,
Of enjoying the final sensation ..."
Wow, naturally comes the "fireworks" of explosion!
We all hope to be spared from this dreadful feeling arising from the global financial crisis.
Hush away, blues!!!
If anything else, it only deepens your "horniness".
URGHH .....
But HELP is just round the corner, haha.
Go on - REACH OUT with your HANDS!
Now, GO CATCH THE SPRAYS!
But don't ask me how to do it.
Did I not hear somebody says, "A penny for your thoughts"?
YES, YES.
You're transported back to "home-ground", back to reality, to where you belong.
Don't be brutal.
It's just another personal RANT, after all.
I have uploaded something LIGHT-and-FUNNY for you here on a similar subject. Check this one out.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
REALITY FACTOR. Let's face it , LIFE can get pretty FUCKED UP.
ARRGHH .......
Oh, FUCK !!
HERE ARE SOME NAKED TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE AND LIVING.
Are you suffering from a bad bout of "fucked up" blues?
Do you feel the urge to scream out loud at the top of your lungs?
When you're swarmed with plunderous parasites swimming all around you, things can certainly look pretty grim, chum.
Well, there's a stark difference between the word "fuck" and the term "fucked up".
"FUCK" is one dirty word everyone knows.
It glares at you sternly, dude, specially when you're HORNY from this stirring in your loins and if you have someone ....
Naughty, naughty ......
What would you expect next?
Your guess is as good as mine..
Getting "FUCKED UP" however, is actually coining a metaphor.
It explores your pent-up feelings, when somebody has done you wrong and you are left thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged.
Now this is no good.
Yeah, the world is getting to be one hell of a rotten place to live in.
Global warming, conflicts, political strife, terrorism, greed and cruelty.
Furthermore we are standing on the threshold of A WORLDWIDE RECESSION.
It's another dampener to add to our already muddled existence.
We must now learn to stay afloat amid recession in this consumer-driven industry.
But we still harbor our latent fears and can never be quite sure.
FEAR IS CHAOS,
IT ATTACKS YOU
ROOTING YOU TO THE SPOT,
IT KILLS YOU ON THE INSIDE
IT TAKES OVER THE OUT.
YOUR MIND GOES INTO CHAOS,
IT DISABLES YOUR SENSES,
YOU TRY TO SCREAM
NOTHING COMES OUT
YOU TRY TO RUN BUT YOU CAN'T,
BRAVERY FIGHTS BACK,
BUT IT DOESN'T PREVAIL,
YOU FALL INTO DARKNESS,
COWERING AT EVERY SOUND.
HELP !!! (loud and clear).
It's capital STRESS here.
Go scream your lungs out ...it's therapeutic, believe me.
LIFE CAN SOMETIMES BE PRETTY "FUCKED UP".
Right?