Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Living LIFE. Sipping TEA. MASTURBATION. SELF-HAPPINESS. FIREWORKS. BLISS.


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With the current global financial crisis that is hurting us deep into our pockets, it's little wonder that anybody can be driven to the verge of a mental suicide.

Especially for the average-type businessman.

How do you brace for challenges in tough times?

How do you stay resilient during this worldwide economic crisis, right up to year 2010?

Can you foretell what tomorrow will bring?

Or if your survival strategies will bear fruit.

How do you harness peace of mind when you are feeling queasy?

Pray and hope for a few minutes of solitude, of bliss?

BLISS can be momentary, but really, who cares.

It may be packaged in small doses of self-indulgence.

Close your eyes and allow your imagination to take flight.

You're escaping from reality.

You may be transported to an aesthetic realm, where worldly problems are temporarily cast aside.

You may experience intense pleasure, but unless you try, you'll never know.

Like anything else, just go with the flow.

Hmmm ....heavenly bliss.

YOU LIKE RED CHERRIES?

They are luscious, they are red and inviting, they "seduce" you to taste them.

You may read sexual connotations in cherries, something of the birds-and-bees kind.

Perhaps not, if your mind is as clean as a sheet.

You cannot be such a quirky virgin.

Let's say when you are very much alone. shrouded in total privacy, and all you hear are birds chirping and the bees humming merrily, then it's about time.

TIME FOR SELF-HAPPINESS, errr .....MASTURBATION.

MASTURBATION is for real and all medical journals attest to this.

It's part of growing up and in some way, a part of growing old too.

It's solitary sex, self-gratification leading to fireworks of your mind and then mental bliss.

After that, there's a great calm, you feel drained of energy and the realm is ever-so-peaceful.

You are gratified.

EVERYONE masturbates, at one time or the other.

It's as though your own genitals need some form of exercise.

The teenager works at it during puberty, maybe out of curiosity.

The adult masturbates whenever they are gamely stressed.

Self-release from a troubled mind, without a doubt.

Modern living in a stressed world rocking amid the throes of recessionary blues can be very trying.

Help!

Fellow blogger ANDREW1 has his clear directions in mind when he writes:

"It's always been a fascination,

I've have never lacked for motivation,

Always finding the inspiration,

A wonderful form of relaxation,

Much more fun than meditation,

Starting with some stimulation,

You get that feeling of elation,

As it begins the elongation,

Followed by the levitation,

Then waiting in anticipation,

Of enjoying the final sensation ..."

Wow, naturally comes the "fireworks" of explosion!

We all hope to be spared from this dreadful feeling arising from the global financial crisis.

Hush away, blues!!!

If anything else, it only deepens your "horniness".

URGHH .....

But HELP is just round the corner, haha.

Go on - REACH OUT with your HANDS!

Now, GO CATCH THE SPRAYS!

But don't ask me how to do it.

Did I not hear somebody says, "A penny for your thoughts"?

YES, YES.

You're transported back to "home-ground", back to reality, to where you belong.

Don't be brutal.

It's just another personal RANT, after all.

I have uploaded something LIGHT-and-FUNNY for you here on a similar subject. Check this one out.

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