GUYS, we are giving the all-time favorite TAIWAN movie “MONGA” a RUN for its MONEY!
Try ME! I can be TARZAN, try me!
WE love LOLLIPOPS!
WE are rehearsing the HIP HOP dance steps ….
Let’s SHARE this finger-licking SAUSAGE. It’s succulent …..and YUMMY!
LOVE is all AROUND …..
FILM DIRECTOR + the ever-horny YOUNG CAST
WE are SPLITTING you apart UPSIDE-DOWN!
LIFE poses UNENDING CHALLENGES.
I will START from the TOP and MOVE DOWNWARDS …..
YOU are KIDDING me that YOU WANT SEX NOW?
I don’t MIND being CRUCIFIED for SEX (drool).
So MUCH for SEX, but WE are still VIRGINS …..
WE have had all the FUN, so let’s BREAK UP now.
NOW I realize I still LOVE YOU and WANT you BACK!
“YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE “
TAIWAN PRESS REVIEW
For THOSE who THINK they can STAY forever YOUNG.
And are in DISDAIN of the ELDERLY.
(Part 1 of 2)
I say, man, don’t kid me.
This morning you are preening right in front of the mirror, basking in the glory of your youth.
You are young, you are handsome, and that’s swell.
Consider yourself a Godsend since you are well-endowed in fortune and kind.
A grim reminder here – time and tide wait for no man.
In everyone’s life there’s a youth – and in his finality there is an old age.
Life moves in circles and soon your time will come when gravity takes its toll and your skin starts to sag.
“YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE” sinks in this deep glaring warning:
You can only be young once.
Youth knows no repeat, no permanence.
And beauty will not last.
You may well fester when you’ve gotten this silicone job done on your nose, or work on having double eyelids to enhance your fading looks.
You may pile on layer upon layer of the ” beautiful always” cream SK2 before you retire for the night.
It won’t work. You may delay the aging process, but you cannot erase what nature has in store for you. There’s no proven elixir of youth.
Long ago, you had laughed in apparent disdain at an old man on your way to school.
Today, you are one? Hah.
The Chinese believe that if you behave badly during your youth, the day will come when retribution claims you.
They say what goes around comes around.
And for all the bad deeds, you will eventually get your just deserts.
SHOULDN’T you be USING an ANTI-DANDRUFF SHAMPOO?
STOP playing HARD to GET, OK?
NEXT to licking LOLLIPOPS, I relish HOT DOGS!
We SHOULDN’T have been NAUGHTY …..
HOW about watching PORN after SCHOOL?
He’s AIN’T heavy, he’s my BROTHER!
Don’t CRY. We can always DO it AGAIN …..
“YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE”
TAIWAN PRESS REVIEW.